Daily Telegraph Quick Crossword puns

This article submitted by Ron Neesam on 9/9/00.

Topic: Give your tale a brief descriptive title

The Tale:

The British Daily Telegraph publishes a quick crossword each day. The first two across clues are always terrible puns e.g. 1 Across 'Chooser' 6 letters: 4 Across 'Slender flower' 4 letters. Answer Picker Lily!
August 2000 had the following:
1 Across 'Hospital operator' (7)
2 Across 'King elephant in children's books.' (5)
3 Across 'Stan Laurel's name for Hardy'. (4)
Answer Surgeon Babar Ollie!

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