The Conra-alto Clarinet From HELL

This article submitted by J.R. on 12/16/00.

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The Conra-alto Clarinet From HELL

The Tale:

We had to march out onto the stage for our winter concert, and I was marching out last. Well you know that "clarinet" is just so huge, there wasn't enough room for me to walk around the back, so I had to walk around everyone in front.
Then the thing became possessed and fell out of my hand(!) onto the crowd below us! Luckily the thing bounced a few feet and hit the camcorder, and no one was hurt.
Well least to say it wasn't a very merry concert for me!

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